Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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