So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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