Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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