well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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