are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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