No stitches, just platelets and will power
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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