Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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She bit a glass in half.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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third nipple confirmed
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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