Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think i have herpe
just one?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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