You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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