HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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