And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
barbara walters just said penis...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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