i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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