he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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