Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
