Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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