i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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