I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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