Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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