Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Can I color on your dick again?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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