Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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