I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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