Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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