What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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