of course. lets lasso hookers.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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