Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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