i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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