you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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