You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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