I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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