I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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