If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
