Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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