so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie