But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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