Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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