remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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