The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
The adults are the big ones right?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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