your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well