I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother