First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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