Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize