Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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