im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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