Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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