I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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