we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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