Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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