how hairy? two words: wookie tits
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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