I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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