When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
There r osticjed everywhere
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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