Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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