I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap