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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why are you covered in frosting?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.

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• (619): View more from California

  Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.

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  Who in tha hell do u hang out with?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  and you were wondering how she got into Harvard

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"

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• (646): View more from New York

  wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom

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• (512): View more from Texas

  But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already

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