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(239): View more from Florida

No I am not eating basil off your cock

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(406): View more from Montana

just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime

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(304): View more from West Virginia

So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions

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(972): View more from Texas

I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.

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(863): View more from Florida

And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.

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(817): View more from Texas

You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?

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(708): View more from Illinois

Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.

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(682): View more from Texas

If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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