Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition. http://tfl.nu/d2b2
  Replies (20) Good night (2356) Bad night (631)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin

  (954): View more from Florida

  Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin (954): Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language http://tfl.nu/75up
  Replies (34) Good night (914) Bad night (4882)
• Favorite

  (571): View more from Virginia

  i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (571): i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms. http://tfl.nu/yba6
  Replies (21) Good night (5958) Bad night (776) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college. http://tfl.nu/g8i6
  Replies (17) Good night (3854) Bad night (468) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom http://tfl.nu/fv07
  Replies (13) Good night (5674) Bad night (934) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk. http://tfl.nu/wafm
  Replies (15) Good night (5099) Bad night (932) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (352): View more from Florida

  Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (352): Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa. http://tfl.nu/e1sr
  Replies (26) Good night (6607) Bad night (1329) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (571): View more from Virginia

  I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (571): I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend. http://tfl.nu/5ie3
  Replies (11) Good night (2204) Bad night (1052) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right? http://tfl.nu/ikqz
  Replies (14) Good night (736) Bad night (5111) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid http://tfl.nu/otel
  Replies (8) Good night (974) Bad night (1024) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK. http://tfl.nu/jmv1
  Replies (18) Good night (2096) Bad night (500) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower. http://tfl.nu/5646
  Replies (6) Good night (648) Bad night (951) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded. http://tfl.nu/s8id
  Replies (11) Good night (614) Bad night (1609) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (573): View more from Missouri

  Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (573): Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car. http://tfl.nu/jvos
  Replies (1) Good night (191) Bad night (387) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night http://tfl.nu/871q
  Replies (3) Good night (474) Bad night (154) Order T-Shirt

Randomize