we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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