just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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