stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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