i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How does one acquire holy water?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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