You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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