I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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