just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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