I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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